Because He Touched My Hand - Audlt SMS

Girl : "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest : "What have you done my child?"
Girl : "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest : "Why did you call him a son of a
bitch?"
Girl : "Because he touched my hand."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "That's no reason to call a man a son
of a bitch."
Girl : "Then he touched my breast."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a
bitch."
Girl : "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he takes off her
clothes)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a
bitch."
Girl : "Then he stuck his you know what into
my you know where."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know
what into her you know where)
Girl : "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES
FATHER!!!"
(after a few minutes)
Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a
bitch."
Girl : "But father,he had AIDS!"
Priest : "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"