Romantic SMS

STRANGE BUT TRUE:- In Ancient Times, In England Before People Havin Sex, They Needed SpeCiaL Permission 4m D King. Pple Who Got Permission Used To Hang A Playcard On Their Door Which Said: Fornication Under Consent Of King? Thats F. U. C. K. For Short. Now U Know Where That Word Came From..?

A girl and boy were siting alone, Boy started touching the girl girl: don't touch me. all thing only after marriage boy: ok ! call me when u r married !

Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged

GOD is great. One such example is here He blows the naughty wind which blows the gal’s skirt high, But he sends dust along to close the boys eyes as well.

School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji Thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega..

Doctor-Sorry Reports Got Mixed Up I Don’t Know Ur Wife Has Aids Or Heart Probx Husband: What Shud I Do? Doctor:Send Her 4 Jogging Of She Comes Back Don’t Fuck !

The Peak economic depression is not noted by the sensex or the Stock markets readings.. But Merely by the presence of a Spider web In a Prostitute Pussy !!

Sardar: Will you marry me? Girl: Sorry I am a lesbian. Sardar: What’s a lesbian? Girl: I like to sleep with girls. Sardar: Give me a hand… I am also lesbian.

Hw fast cn u guess d wrds? 1.BOO_S 2._ _NDOM 3.F_ _ K 4.P_ N_S 5.PU_S_ 6.S_X Ans 1.BOOKS 2.RANDOM 3.FORK 4.PANTS 5.PULSE 6.SIX U Got ALL 6 Wrong Didn't u?

Woman: I had Sex wid only 4 boyz in my entire life & U had it wid 16 Girls, still, Everybody Calls me a SLUT & Cal u a REAL MAN, A Winner? Why? Man: It's because, when a Lock is Opened by many Keys, it Becomes a BAD LOCK. But when a Key Opens many Locks, it becomes a MASTER KEY..;-);-) ;-) 

A guy had 2 choose a wife frm 3 grls. He gave each sum money 2 tst em. 1st gt a makover to luk gud. Da man got imprssd. 2nd bought clths 4 da guy n tld him it's he who is prime for her. He lykd her also. 3rd invsted da money n made profit n gave it back. The guy liked her too. And finally when the time came to choose--- The guy simply chose the girl with The biggest boobs. Men will always be MEN!! 

Nipple Nipple don't be far, can I press u in my car. Up above the chest so high, Always milky never dry. Let me suck you, Don't feel shy.

Boy: So, sex at my place? Girl: Yeah! Boy: OK, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother and he thinks we're making sandwiches so this is the code. Cheese= Faster. Tomato= Harder. Girl: OK? ~Later~ Girl: CHEESE CHEESE TOMATO CHEESE! Brother: Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!

Santa won an English quiz by writing the opposite word of: Manchester United Guess What he has written?. Woman chest are Divided...!

2 men went 2 a callgirl. 1st went in and came out n said “Na my wife is better.” 2nd went in and came out n said “U R right ur wife is much better.”

There r two typs of HOOKs. 1st is cricket hook nd 2nd is bra's hook; 1st is usd to send ball outside d boundry nd 2nd is usd to adjust balls inside d boundary...

Sound of sex in different countries. England-'oh yes', Usa-'come on baby', India-'haye mar gayi', Pakistan-'dheere bhaijaan ammi uth jayegi.;-)

Like IPL if there was an ISL (indan sex league) the names of teams would be something like 1)hyderabad hardcore humpers 2)chennai super dicks 3)kolkata night fuckers 4)rajhistan pussies 5)punjab rammers 6)mumbai lesbians 7)dehli daredrillers and the all time favorates 8)banglore royal strippers

Girl:It’s 2 tight Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly, Gal:Push it in, Boy:Ah..I can’t, Gal:It’s painful, Boy:Forget it. . . . . We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

Part of man: What Part of the man has no bone but has muscles, but no veins, but pumping & responsible for making love? . . . . . . HEART! You dirty mind i know you are thinking in naughty way.