Boy goes to a chemist- "Give me a condom. I'am going to my gf's house for dinner. Then he says "Give me to more. My gf's sis is a bomb 'n her mom is still hot." During dinner, her Dad walks in. Boy lowers his head 'n starts praying. 10 min 'n he is still praying, his head down. All are surprised. Girlfriend-" I never knew you are so religious" Boy-" I never knew your DAD IS A CHEMIST! ________________________________________________________ A boy & girl go 4 shoping. Girl- (jokingly)- u hve nothing in ur head den y r u buying a helmet? Boy- Yesterday u purchsed a bra, did i ask u anything..? ________________________________________________________ Girl : "Forgive me father for I have sinned." Priest : "What have you done my child?" Girl : "I called a man a son of a bitch." Priest : "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?" Girl : "Because he touched my ha...