Romantic SMS

How True My Feelings Were I Found Out To Be The Best Thing In My Life Was When You Married Me Thank You My Loving Wife(Loving Husband), For The Years We Share I Know One Thing For Sure We Make A Wonderful Pair

I will always remember the day I Married You. Without You my Love,My Beaut.I don't know what i would do your loving and thoughtful. Just to Mention two.I Adore your sweet smile it makes me want you. Happy Anniversary..!!

On This Special Day, Best Wishes Go To You, That This Wonderful Love U Share, Lasts Ur Lifetime Through. Happy Anniversary To You My Love

How True My Feelings Were I Found Out To Be The Best Thing In My Life Was When You Married Me Thank You My Loving Wife(Loving Husband), For The Years We Share I Know One Thing For Sure We Make A Wonderful Pair.

Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the Love You've given me Your love makes my days so very bright, Just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband). Happy Anniversary

Hoping That The Love You Shared Years Ago Is Still As Strong Today As It Was Then Bringing You Much Joy, Love nd Happiness To Celebrate Again. Happy Anniversary.

We have Had Our Ups And Downs, This We Both Know, Through It All Our Love Still Managed To Grow Different Thoughts We Had About Many Things, But Our Love For Each Other, Had No Attached Strings. Happy Anniversary.

I'm sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it's true, On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,Happy Anniversary

LOVE U are words just three, Which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY. so this is what i want to say, Live in my heart n there 4 ever stay! By Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal, The Dependence mutual and the Obligation Reciprocal". Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

A house is built by hands.. but a home is built by hearts ! u can live without something.. if u hav someone to live for ! HAPPY MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY..

Boy : You Look Exactly Like My Wife.... Girl : Ohhh... What's Your Wife's Name? Boy : I'm Not Married Yet... ;-) Moral : Learn New Methods To Propose.. ! :)

Attitude for Life: "Why to flirt When You are capable of being loved..'' Good Morning. Have a cool day :)

"If They Miss You, They’ll Call You. If They Want You, They’ll Tell You. ‘n If They Care, They’ll Show You. If Not, They’re Not Worth Your Time Because You’re Obviously Not Worth Theirs".. !

STRANGE BUT TRUE:- In Ancient Times, In England Before People Havin Sex, They Needed SpeCiaL Permission 4m D King. Pple Who Got Permission Used To Hang A Playcard On Their Door Which Said: Fornication Under Consent Of King? Thats F. U. C. K. For Short. Now U Know Where That Word Came From..?

A girl and boy were siting alone, Boy started touching the girl girl: don't touch me. all thing only after marriage boy: ok ! call me when u r married !

Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged

GOD is great. One such example is here He blows the naughty wind which blows the gal’s skirt high, But he sends dust along to close the boys eyes as well.

School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji Thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega..

Doctor-Sorry Reports Got Mixed Up I Don’t Know Ur Wife Has Aids Or Heart Probx Husband: What Shud I Do? Doctor:Send Her 4 Jogging Of She Comes Back Don’t Fuck !

The Peak economic depression is not noted by the sensex or the Stock markets readings.. But Merely by the presence of a Spider web In a Prostitute Pussy !!

Sardar: Will you marry me? Girl: Sorry I am a lesbian. Sardar: What’s a lesbian? Girl: I like to sleep with girls. Sardar: Give me a hand… I am also lesbian.

Hw fast cn u guess d wrds? 1.BOO_S 2._ _NDOM 3.F_ _ K 4.P_ N_S 5.PU_S_ 6.S_X Ans 1.BOOKS 2.RANDOM 3.FORK 4.PANTS 5.PULSE 6.SIX U Got ALL 6 Wrong Didn't u?

Woman: I had Sex wid only 4 boyz in my entire life & U had it wid 16 Girls, still, Everybody Calls me a SLUT & Cal u a REAL MAN, A Winner? Why? Man: It's because, when a Lock is Opened by many Keys, it Becomes a BAD LOCK. But when a Key Opens many Locks, it becomes a MASTER KEY..;-);-) ;-) 

A guy had 2 choose a wife frm 3 grls. He gave each sum money 2 tst em. 1st gt a makover to luk gud. Da man got imprssd. 2nd bought clths 4 da guy n tld him it's he who is prime for her. He lykd her also. 3rd invsted da money n made profit n gave it back. The guy liked her too. And finally when the time came to choose--- The guy simply chose the girl with The biggest boobs. Men will always be MEN!! 

Nipple Nipple don't be far, can I press u in my car. Up above the chest so high, Always milky never dry. Let me suck you, Don't feel shy.

Boy: So, sex at my place? Girl: Yeah! Boy: OK, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother and he thinks we're making sandwiches so this is the code. Cheese= Faster. Tomato= Harder. Girl: OK? ~Later~ Girl: CHEESE CHEESE TOMATO CHEESE! Brother: Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!

Santa won an English quiz by writing the opposite word of: Manchester United Guess What he has written?. Woman chest are Divided...!

2 men went 2 a callgirl. 1st went in and came out n said “Na my wife is better.” 2nd went in and came out n said “U R right ur wife is much better.”

There r two typs of HOOKs. 1st is cricket hook nd 2nd is bra's hook; 1st is usd to send ball outside d boundry nd 2nd is usd to adjust balls inside d boundary...

Sound of sex in different countries. England-'oh yes', Usa-'come on baby', India-'haye mar gayi', Pakistan-'dheere bhaijaan ammi uth jayegi.;-)

Like IPL if there was an ISL (indan sex league) the names of teams would be something like 1)hyderabad hardcore humpers 2)chennai super dicks 3)kolkata night fuckers 4)rajhistan pussies 5)punjab rammers 6)mumbai lesbians 7)dehli daredrillers and the all time favorates 8)banglore royal strippers

Girl:It’s 2 tight Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly, Gal:Push it in, Boy:Ah..I can’t, Gal:It’s painful, Boy:Forget it. . . . . We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

Part of man: What Part of the man has no bone but has muscles, but no veins, but pumping & responsible for making love? . . . . . . HEART! You dirty mind i know you are thinking in naughty way.

I really deeply wish dat u r here with me in my room. on my bed nd lights is off nd we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

What's fashion designing? Too many brains With too many ideas working on too little pieces of cloth... just to cover two little tits of a model.

WIFE W: wonderful I: item F: for E: entertainment HUSBAND H: handsome U: useful S: smart B: but A: at N: night D: dangerous

A short thing its get longer as u hold it nd pass between woman’s breast nd enters into a small hole What is it? Answer: Cars seat belt…u dirty mind

It’s the thing that satisfies your mind, body and soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It’s called Prayer! God bless your naughty mind.

Girl : "Forgive me father for I have sinned." Priest : "What have you done my child?" Girl : "I called a man a son of a bitch." Priest : "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?" Girl : "Because he touched my hand." Priest : "Like this?" (as he touches her hand) Girl : "Yes father." Priest : "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch." Girl : "Then he touched my breast." Priest : "Like this?" (as he touched her breast) Girl : "Yes father." Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl : "Then he took off my clothes, father." Priest : "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes) Girl : "Yes father." Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl : "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where." Priest : "Like this?" (as he stuck h...

A boy & girl go 4 shoping. Girl- (jokingly)- u hve nothing in ur head den y r u buying a helmet? Boy- Yesterday u purchsed a bra, did i ask u anything..?

Boy goes to a chemist- "Give me a condom. I'm going to my gf's house for dinner. Then he says "Give me to more. My gf's sis is a bomb 'n her mom is still hot." During dinner, her Dad walks in. Boy lowers his head 'n starts praying. 10 min 'n he is still praying, his head down. All are surprised. Girlfriend-" I never knew you are so religious" Boy-" I never knew your DAD IS A CHEMIST!